just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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