The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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