i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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