I think scott just propositioned me for sex
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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