I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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