u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I could make wine with my vomit
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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