Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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