you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Randomize
