just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
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