Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
Randomize
