it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Hello my rib-scented angel!
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