S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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