I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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