Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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