I just made out with a guy for $7.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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