OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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