my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Randomize
