you mean i was at the winter classic?
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
