he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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