We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
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