i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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