He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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