It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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