yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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