The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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