im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
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