Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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