just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
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