just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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