If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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