When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
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