Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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