You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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