Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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