Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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