I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
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