It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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