Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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