After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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