Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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