i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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