Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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