that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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