You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I think im going to throw up on grandma
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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