this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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