It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
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