I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
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