Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
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