I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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