I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Boobs are out for the taking
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Got wasted in a little tiki hut by the beach yesterday. Woke up with a coconut and half of a mushroom burger in my purse. I also have a picture of our Romanian bartender's fingernails on my phone lol
Why do you always wake up with meat in your purse?
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