I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
Boobs speak an international language.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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