Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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