I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
There r osticjed everywhere
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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