I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
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