remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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