we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
Randomize
