Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
You are the jesus of drinking
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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