i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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