Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
I would fuck him just for his dog
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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