Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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